In northern England, there is a special Underground Cafe just for dracula. There are available all types of blood in liquor bottles which consists of a variety of all the human blood.
Dracula of the Russian entry.
"Want a drink, sir?" Asked the waiter.
"Yes, give me a bottle of 17th-century royal blood?
"Well worth a thousand pounds, sir"
"No problem, I have a Credit Card"
Once granted royal blood, he issued a Credit Card from his pocket and put it on the table and drink at leisure.
Dracula from Japan entered.
"Want a drink, sir?" Asked the waiter.
"I want fresh blood of a virgin"
"Three hundred pounds, sir"
"No probrem, I have a lot of money"
Once the fresh blood is given, he spent money on paper from his pocket and put it on the table and drink at leisure.
Dracula from Indonesia enter.
"Want a drink, sir?" Asked the waiter.
"Mmmmmm I have a glass of warm water"
"Oh it was free, sir. But dracula do not drink the water, sir "
"No problem, I've got an instant"
Once the warm water is given, he issued a sanitary napkin from his pocket and dipping the former into the warm water, then drink it with ease ....
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